abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

sorelatable:

Freshmen about to be in the hallways like

image

“Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.”

– A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

tbdressfashion:

Charming Wedding Dress
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tbdressfashion:

Charming Wedding Dress

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sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

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scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

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scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

skellyscoo:

paulsrockinpagoda:

thatdarnwaffleopolis:

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.